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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of September 20 - 26, 2020


Sunday, September 20

6:00 AM  to 6:35 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
6:35 AM  to 7:10 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
7:10 AM  to 7:45 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
7:45 AM  to 8:20 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
8:20 AM  to 8:55 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
8:55 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Golden Girls: Where’s Charlie?
9:30 AM  to 10:05 AM    The Golden Girls: Mother Load
10:05 AM  to 10:40 AM    The Golden Girls: Dateline: Miami
10:40 AM  to 11:15 AM    The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show
11:15 AM  to 11:50 AM    The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show
11:50 AM  to 12:25 PM    The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
12:25 PM  to 1:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Room 7
1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM    The Golden Girls: From Here to the Pharmacy
1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM    The Golden Girls: The Pope’s Ring
2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Old Boyfriends
2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM    The Golden Girls: The Commitments
3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Questions & Answers
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night’s Dream
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night’s Dream Continues
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: For the Sake of the Child
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Give Me Your Thumb
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Untainted by Filth
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Warning, It’s Dirty
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Crude and Uncalled For
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Aye, Aye, Captain
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Two and a Half Men: Tinkle Like a Princess
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    Two and a Half Men: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Bun Dummy
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Patrons Ain’t
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Eddie Money
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Two Thirty
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    Roseanne: The Fifties Show
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    Roseanne: The Getaway, Almost
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    Roseanne: All About Rosey
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    Roseanne: All About Rosey
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Rush
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Smother’s Day

Monday, September 21

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Paid Program
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Lodge
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Barbershop Quartet
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Ball Game
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: Death on Sun Mountain
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: Judgement
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Drummer
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Sarah
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Fugitives
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney’s Morale
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Shrink Wrap
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: Arthur, Spooner
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: Window Pain
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Holy Mackerel
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Kirbed Enthusiasm
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Mammary Lane
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Business Affairs
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Big Orange
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Have a Summer
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Tuesday, September 22

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Cyber Protection - Lifelock and Norton
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Experience Hollywood’s Red Carpet Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Boy Scout Abuse? File Your Claim!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Paid Program
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Crowning Glory
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Fortune
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Mind Over Matter
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: The Newcomers
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: Milligan
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Tatum
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Sodbusters
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Brothers
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
7:00 PM  to 7:35 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
7:35 PM  to 8:10 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
8:10 PM  to 8:45 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
8:45 PM  to 9:20 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
9:20 PM  to 9:55 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
9:55 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Date
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank’s Tribute
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Flame Resistant
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: Flash Photography
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: Connect Four
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM    The King of Queens: Prints Charming
2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM    The King of Queens: Animal Attraction
3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM    The Goldbergs: Breakfast Club
3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM    The Goldbergs: I Heart Video Dating
4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House

Wednesday, September 23

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Politics Begin at Home
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Senior Play
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: The Paiute War
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Hostage
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jubilee
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Arizona Midnight
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Homecoming
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
7:00 PM  to 7:35 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Three’s a Crowd
7:35 PM  to 8:10 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
8:10 PM  to 8:45 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
8:45 PM  to 9:20 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
9:20 PM  to 9:55 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
9:55 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Golden Moldy
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: S’poor House
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin’
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Driving Reign
2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM    The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM    The King of Queens: Queens’bro Bridge
3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM    The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!
3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM    The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls
4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal

Thursday, September 24

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    5 Makeup Tips 4 You
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Under Eye Bags? SOLUTION!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Larry King Special Report
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Paid Program
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: Enter Mark Twain
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Patricia
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Shadler
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Deputy Otis
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Rich Girlfriend
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Cow Thief
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: Taste Buds
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: Bed Spread
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Doug Less
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Doug Less
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: King Pong
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: The Greatest Musical Ever Written
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

Friday, September 25

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Easy Indoor Cooking!
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Paid Program
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Paid Program
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Paid Program
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Paid Program
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Don’t Miss a Good Bet
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: Julia Bulette Story
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jesse
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Talbot
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Matt’s Love Story
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Rival
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Loaded Goat
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s English Valet
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: Secret Garden
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: American Idle
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Globetrotters
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: O Captain! My Captain!
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    Roseanne: We’re in the Money
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    Roseanne: Lovers’ Lane
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    Roseanne: Nightmare on Oak Street
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    Roseanne: The Slice of Life

Saturday, September 26

6:00 AM  to 6:35 AM    Roseanne
6:35 AM  to 7:10 AM    Roseanne
7:10 AM  to 7:45 AM    Roseanne: Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
7:45 AM  to 8:20 AM    Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
8:20 AM  to 8:55 AM    Roseanne: Let’s Call It Quits
8:55 AM  to 9:30 AM    Roseanne: Inherit the Wind
9:30 AM  to 10:05 AM    Roseanne: Little Sister
10:05 AM  to 10:40 AM    Roseanne: BOO!
10:40 AM  to 11:15 AM    Roseanne: Brain-Dead Poets’ Society
11:15 AM  to 11:50 AM    Roseanne: No Talking
11:50 AM  to 12:25 PM    Roseanne: One for the Road
12:25 PM  to 1:00 PM    Roseanne: An Officer and a Gentleman
1:00 PM  to 1:35 PM    Roseanne: Born to Be Wild
1:35 PM  to 2:10 PM    Roseanne: Hair
2:10 PM  to 2:45 PM    Roseanne: I’m Hungry
2:45 PM  to 3:20 PM    Roseanne: The Test
3:20 PM  to 3:55 PM    Roseanne: Like a Virgin
3:55 PM  to 4:30 PM    Roseanne: Home Ec
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    Roseanne: Troubles With the Rubbles
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: People Who Love Peepholes
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Nine Magic Fingers
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: The Squat and the Hover
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Thank You for the Intercourse
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Frodo’s Headshots
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Grandma’s Pie
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Mr. Hose Says Yes
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Two and a Half Men: Why We Gave Up Women
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    Two and a Half Men: The Straw in My Donut Hole
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    Two and a Half Men: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    Two and a Half Men: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don’t Tie Me Down
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings