Sunday, October 2
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM The Golden Girls: It’s a Miserable Life
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Isn’t It Romantic
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy’s Little Lady
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Family Affair
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Vacation
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Joust Between Friends
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Love, Rose?
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Sisters
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Stan Who Came to Dinner
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce’s Choices
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Surprise
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Lasagna
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Goes to Branson
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Can’t Lie
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Dress
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Rehearsal
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wedding
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Honeymoon Is Over
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Vince Takes a Bath
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Cake
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly in the Middle
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Mom: Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Mom: Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Mom: Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Mom: Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Soil Is Moist
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Winky-Dink Time
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Rough Night in Hump Junction
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Fish in a Drawer
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: If My Hole Could Talk
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Waiting for the Right Snapper
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Nine Magic Fingers
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: The Squat and the Hover
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Roseanne: Lovers’ Lane
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Roseanne: The Memory Game
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Here’s to Good Friends
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Dan’s Birthday Bash
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: You Opened the Door
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Muscles Mirsky
Monday, October 3
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Served at Camp Lejeune or New River Air Base?
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM True Crime: Identity Theft
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Pressure Points
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Where There’s a Will, There’s a War
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Promotion Commotion
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H: Heroes
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Oath
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wiving
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Men
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fourth Victim
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Tarnished Badge
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Ill-Gotten Gain
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney’s Room
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizens Arrest
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie’s Pal
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who Am I?
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Needs Money
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sigh
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Annoying Kid
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: She’s the One
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Vision
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Fat City
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Richie’s Song
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Head First
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: The Rock
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Thought That Counts
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Grandpa Steals
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Goldbergs Never Say Die!
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Lame Gretzky
Tuesday, October 4
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Served at Camp Lejeune or New River Air Base?
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM True Crime: Identity Theft
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Car Repair Secrets!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Sons and Bowlers
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Picture This
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM M*A*S*H: That Darn Kid
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: A Nice, Friendly Little Town
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: In the Performance of Duty
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Colonel
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Sidecar
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Vacation
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Somebody Hates Raymond
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Just a Formality
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Disciplinarian
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sweet Charity
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meeting the Parents
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Plan
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Educating Doug
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: Strutting Peacock and Father O’Leary
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sleepover at Peggy’s
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who’s Next
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: The President’s Fitness Test
Wednesday, October 5
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Bye Bye Regular Makeup, Hello Breeze Airbrush, Look Younger Instantly!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Served at Camp Lejeune or New River Air Base?
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM True Crime: Identity Theft
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Hey, Look Me Over
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Trick or Treatment
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM M*A*S*H: Foreign Affairs
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Black Friday
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Sharecroppers
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Squaw
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hiders
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Larkin
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Shower
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Wedding
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Wedding
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: S’ain’t Valentine’s
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Court Date
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: You’re Not Invited
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Age of Darkness
Thursday, October 6
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Served at Camp Lejeune or New River Air Base?
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM True Crime: Identity Theft
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Joker Is Wild
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Who Knew?
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Bombshells
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H: Settling Debts
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Unseen Wound
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fires of Ignorance
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Angry Land
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Brides and Grooms
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Labor
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Back to Nature
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer Pyle USMC
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Loves Helen
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Physical
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Family Visit
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Romance
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Bloodhound
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Where’s Poppa?
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Art House
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: Pilot
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: A Wrestler Named Goldberg
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Livin’ on a Prayer
Friday, October 7
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Camp LeJeune
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM True Crime: Identity Theft
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Moon Is Not Blue
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Run for the Money
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: U.N. the Night and the Music
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H: Strange Bedfellows
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Journey to Terror
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: I Have Promises to Keep
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Busters
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Manolo
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Snap Decision
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Uniform
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Fortune
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Female Problems
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Out
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: Loathing and Tube Socks
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Love Is a Mix Tape
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Mama Drama
Saturday, October 8
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Roseanne: Saturday
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Roseanne: Canoga Time
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Roseanne: Father’s Day
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Roseanne: Nightmare on Oak Street
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: Mall Story
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM Roseanne: Becky’s Choice
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM Roseanne: The Slice of Life
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM Roseanne: Workin’ Overtime
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM Roseanne: Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne: Death and Stuff
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Let’s Call It Quits
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike’s Boss
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Yard Sale
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Briefs
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Takes a Test
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Fish for Breakfast
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly’s Birthday
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Gets a Roommate
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike the Tease
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Spring Break
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Party Planners
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Can’t Read
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly’s Out of Town
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Mom: Abstinence and Pudding
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Mom: Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Mom: Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Mom: Zombies and Cobb Salad
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Pie Hole, Herb
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Flavin’ and the Mavin
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: A Jock Strap in Hell
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: It’s Always Nazi Week
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Pinocchio’s Mouth
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Thank You for the Intercourse
2:00 AM to 2:34 AM Two and a Half Men: Frodo’s Headshots
2:34 AM to 3:08 AM Two and a Half Men: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
3:08 AM to 3:42 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
3:42 AM to 4:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
4:12 AM to 4:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:48 AM to 5:24 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:24 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House