TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 2 - 8, 2025
Sunday, March 2
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Feelings
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Zborn Again
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Mrs. George Devereaux
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Stand by Your Man
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Ebbtide's Revenge
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Bloom Is Off the Rose
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Sister of the Bride
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Not Ready
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Gets a Girl
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: First Christmas
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Goes to the Opera
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Makes Soup
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Jim Won't Eat
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Feet
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Does This Smell Funny to You?
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pitch
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Ticket
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wallet
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Watch
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Airport
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pick
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
Monday, March 3
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: U.N. the Night and the Music
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Strange Bedfellows
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Say No More
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Friends and Enemies
11:00 AM Bonanza: Knight Errant
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tatum
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Sodbusters
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Brothers
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hostage
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Look Don't Touch
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank the Writer
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Your Place or Mine?
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: In-Laws
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Win, Lose or Draw
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Turkey or Fish
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Captain Nemo
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Two Thirty
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Shrink Wrap
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Arthur, Spooner
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Window Pain
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Holy Mackerel
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Kirbed Enthusiasm
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
4:00 AM Mom: Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
4:30 AM Mom: Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
5:00 AM Mom: A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
5:30 AM Mom: My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
Tuesday, March 4
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Give and Take
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: As Time Goes By
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Pilot
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Beginning
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Jubilee
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Arizona Midnight
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Homecoming
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Patricia
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: TV or Not TV
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Sick
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Handsome?
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Car
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Diamonds
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Mammary Lane
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Business Affairs
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Flame Resistant
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Flash Photography
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Connect Four
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
4:00 AM Mom: Pilot
4:30 AM Mom: A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
5:00 AM Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
5:30 AM Mom: Loathing and Tube Socks
Wednesday, March 5
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Trip to Raleigh
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: To Market, to Market
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Requiem for a Lightweight
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Chief Surgeon Who?
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Deadly Ones
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Shadler
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Whelan's Men
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Case of the Punch in the Nose
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Newspaper
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin' Debra
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's on TV
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Loaner Car
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Prints Charming
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
Thursday, March 6
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM HairClub. Regrow, Replace, Restore your Hair
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's Main Event
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Moose
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Yankee Doodle Doctor
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
10:45 AM Bonanza: Gallagher's Sons
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Jesse
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Talbot
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children's Book
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Animal Attraction
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Golden Moldy
12:15 AM The King of Queens: S'poor House
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin'
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Friday, March 7
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Group
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Investment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard and Millie
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Cowboy
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Henry, Please Come Home
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: I Hate a Mystery
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Decision
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Matt's Love Story
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Boy and the Sinner
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widowmaker
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Meatballs
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Driving Reign
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Queens'bro Bridge
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Taste Buds
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
Saturday, March 8
6:00 AM Roseanne: Life and Stuff
6:35 AM Roseanne: We're in the Money
7:10 AM Roseanne: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
7:50 AM Roseanne: Language Lessons
8:25 AM Roseanne: Radio Days
9:00 AM Roseanne: Lovers' Lane
9:35 AM Roseanne: The Memory Game
10:10 AM Roseanne: Here's to Good Friends
10:50 AM Roseanne: Dan's Birthday Bash
11:25 AM Roseanne: Saturday
12:00 PM Roseanne: Canoga Time
12:30 PM Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Opening Day
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Samuel Gets Fired
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Cigar Talk
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy's New Beau
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Goin' Fishin'
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Dennis' Birthday
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike in the House
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: '57 Chevy Bel Air
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Runs Away
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Needs a Number
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wife
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Family Unfair