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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 29 - April 4, 2020


Sunday, March 29

6:00 AM  to 6:35 AM    The Golden Girls: Old Friends
6:35 AM  to 7:10 AM    The Golden Girls: One for the Money
7:10 AM  to 7:45 AM    The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
7:45 AM  to 8:20 AM    The Golden Girls: The Housekeeper
8:20 AM  to 8:55 AM    The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
8:55 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Golden Girls: Letter to Gorbachev
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    The Golden Girls: Strange Bedfellows
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    The Golden Girls: Brotherly Love
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    The Golden Girls: A Visit From Little Sven
11:00 AM  to 11:30 AM    The Golden Girls: The Audit
11:30 AM  to 12:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Three on a Couch
12:00 PM  to 12:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Charlie’s Buddy
12:30 PM  to 1:00 PM    The Golden Girls: The Artist
1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Blanche’s Little Girl
1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s New Friend
2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Grab That Dough
2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM    The Golden Girls: My Brother, My Father
3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM    The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Larceny and Old Lace
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Rose’s Big Adventure
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Mixed Blessing
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Jock Strap in Hell
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: It’s Always Nazi Week
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    Two and a Half Men: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: Pinocchio’s Mouth
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    Two and a Half Men: The Mooch at the Boo
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Manhattan Project
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Single Spaced
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: China Syndrome
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: China Syndrome
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    Roseanne: We’re Going to Disney World
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    Roseanne: Disney World War II
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    Roseanne: Springtime for David
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    Roseanne: Another Mouth to Shut Up
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The Goldbergs: The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The Goldbergs: DannyDonnieJoeJonJordan

Monday, March 30

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Paid Program
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    The Key To Healthy Living
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    BLINK: Affordable, Wire-Free, Home Security Cameras - Special Offer!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Experience Hollywood’s Red Carpet Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: A Question of Strength
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Waste
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Waste
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Legend
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    M*A*S*H: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    M*A*S*H: Point of View
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    M*A*S*H: Dear Comrade
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    M*A*S*H: Out of Gas
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Pilot
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Fat City
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Richie’s Song
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Head First
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: The Rock
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Educating Doug
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: The Darryl Dawkins Dance
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Cowboy Country
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang

Tuesday, March 31

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Try Total Gym for $14.95
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    LifeLock & Norton - Now One Company
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Experience Hollywood’s Red Carpet Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Jailbreak
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: Calamity Over the Comstock
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: My Brother’s Keeper
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Lynott
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Lijah
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Trafton
4:00 PM  to 4:36 PM    M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
4:36 PM  to 5:12 PM    M*A*S*H: Inga
5:12 PM  to 5:48 PM    M*A*S*H: The Price
5:48 PM  to 6:24 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
6:24 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Road Rayge
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Best Man
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Dog Days
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: S’ain’t Valentine’s
2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM    The King of Queens: Court Date
2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM    The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM    The Goldbergs: Van People
3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM    The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg’s Day Off
4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic

Wednesday, April 1

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Try Total Gym for $14.95
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Experience Hollywood’s Red Carpet Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Paid Program
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Three’s a Crowd
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: Journey Remembered
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: The Bullet
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Bullet
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Bullet
3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM    M*A*S*H: As You Were
3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM    M*A*S*H: Dear Sigmund
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    M*A*S*H: Last Laugh
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    M*A*S*H: An Eye for a Tooth
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    M*A*S*H: April Fools
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    M*A*S*H: The Joker Is Wild
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Case of the Punch in the Nose
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Cookies
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Plan
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Strike Out
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Eddie Money
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Flash Photography
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Taste Buds
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Happy Mom, Happy Life
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: The Lost Boy
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House

Thursday, April 2

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Paid Program
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Paid Program
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Try Total Gym for $14.95
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    BLINK: Affordable, Wire-Free, Home Security Cameras - Special Offer!
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: The Quality of Mercy
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: Drago
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: No Tomorrow
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Hidalgo
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Tara
4:00 PM  to 4:36 PM    M*A*S*H: CAVE
4:36 PM  to 5:12 PM    M*A*S*H: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
5:12 PM  to 5:48 PM    M*A*S*H: Preventative Medicine
5:48 PM  to 6:24 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Deputy Otis
6:24 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Mr. McBeevee
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Rich Girlfriend
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally’s F
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: White Collar
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Rayny Day
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Train Wreck
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Hungry Man
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Time Share
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Where’s Poppa?
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Art House
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: The Adam Bomb
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: I Drank the Mold
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother

Friday, April 3

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Paid Program
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Paid Program
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    LifeLock & Norton - Now One Company
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Paid Program
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Cow Thief
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: The Waiting Game
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: One for the Road
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Predators
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Yankton
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Blindman’s Bluff
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    M*A*S*H: A Night at Rosie’s
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    M*A*S*H: Ain’t Love Grand
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    M*A*S*H: The Party
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    M*A*S*H: Too Many Cooks
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Rival
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys’ Therapy
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Female Problems
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Doug Out
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Get Away
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Dire Strayts
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: La Biblioteca Es Libros
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Just Say No
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    Roseanne: Life and Stuff
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    Roseanne: We’re in the Money
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    Roseanne: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    Roseanne: Language Lessons

Saturday, April 4

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Roseanne: Radio Days
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Roseanne: Lovers’ Lane
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Roseanne: The Memory Game
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Roseanne: Here’s to Good Friends
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Roseanne: Dan’s Birthday Bash
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Roseanne: Saturday
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    Roseanne: Canoga Time
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    Roseanne: Father’s Day
11:00 AM  to 11:30 AM    Roseanne: Nightmare on Oak Street
11:30 AM  to 12:00 PM    Roseanne: Mall Story
12:00 PM  to 12:30 PM    Roseanne: Becky’s Choice
12:30 PM  to 1:00 PM    Roseanne: The Slice of Life
1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM    Roseanne: Workin’ Overtime
1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM    Roseanne: Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM    Roseanne: Death and Stuff
2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM    Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM    Roseanne: Let’s Call It Quits
3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM    Roseanne: Inherit the Wind
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    Roseanne: Little Sister
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    Two and a Half Men
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    Two and a Half Men
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    Two and a Half Men
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    Two and a Half Men
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    Two and a Half Men
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    Two and a Half Men
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    Two and a Half Men
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don’t Tie Me Down
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura