TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 5 - 11, 2024
Sunday, May 5
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Yes, We Have No Havanas
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: The One That Got Away
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Yokel Hero
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Bang the Drum, Stanley
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Sophia's Wedding
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Sophia's Wedding
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Scared Straight
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Stan Takes a Wife
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Sex and Death
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Careful What You Dig For
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Shoeless Molly Flynn
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: They Shoot Asses, Don't They?
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: What Molly Hath Wrought
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend at Peggy's
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Dips & Salsa
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mind Over Molly
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Open Mike Night
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Rich Man, Poor Girl
7:30 PM Mike & Molly: Three Girls and an Urn
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Does This Smell Funny to You?
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: We Called It Mr. Pinky
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Betrayal
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Apology
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strike
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dealership
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wizard
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Burning
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Frogger
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maid
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
Monday, May 6
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Who Stole My Life?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Baby in the House
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Clerk
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Foster Lady
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Replacement
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Heal Thyself
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Old Soldiers
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Morale Victory
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Lend a Hand
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Saga of Muley Jones
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Saturday Night
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mad Dog
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Muley
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Replacement
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Next
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Shower
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin'
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Altar Ego
2:00 AM Seinfeld: Pilot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Robbery
3:30 AM Seinfeld: Male Unbonding
4:00 AM Mom: Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
4:30 AM Mom: Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
5:00 AM Mom: S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
5:30 AM Mom: Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
Tuesday, May 7
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Battle of Mayberry
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Singer in Town
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Girlfriend
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lodge
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Cruel World
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Dreams
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: War Co-Respondent
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Roper
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Mail Drop
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Old Friend
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Favor
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Fandango
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Hobo Friend
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Lost Vegas
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Furious George
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stock Tip
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Ex-Girlfriend
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pony Remark
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jacket
4:00 AM Mom: Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
4:30 AM Mom: Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
5:00 AM Mom: Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
5:30 AM Mom: Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
Wednesday, May 8
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Ninja Woodfire Outdoor Grill
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Barbershop Quartet
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Ball Game
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Fortune
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Back Pay
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: April Fools
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Best of Enemies
10:45 AM Bonanza: A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Returning
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Lure
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Noose of Gold
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mistaken Identity
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Phone Message
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apartment
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Statue
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Revenge
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
Thursday, May 9
6:00 AM Lung Cancer From Asbestos?
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mind Over Matter
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Politics Begin at Home
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Senior Play
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Letters
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Cementing Relationships
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Father's Day
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Companeros
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Ladies From St. Louis
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wreckers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey's Bad Boy
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Jailbreak
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Hi, School
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Heart Attack
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Deal
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Baby Shower
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Restaurant
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
Friday, May 10
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Death Takes a Holiday
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: A War for All Seasons
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Your Retention, Please
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Tell It to the Marines
11:00 AM Bonanza: Enter Thomas Bowers
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cattle Barons
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Prodigal
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys' Therapy
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Black List
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Busboy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Note
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Truth
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pen
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
Saturday, May 11
6:00 AM Roseanne: Communicable Theater
6:35 AM Roseanne: Vegas Interruptus
7:10 AM Roseanne: Her Boyfriend's Back
7:50 AM Roseanne: Troubles With the Rubbles
8:25 AM Roseanne: Second Time Around
9:00 AM Roseanne: Dances With Darlene
9:30 AM Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue
10:00 AM Roseanne: A Bitter Pill to Swallow
10:30 AM Roseanne: Take My Bike, Please
11:00 AM Roseanne: Stressed to Kill
11:30 AM Roseanne: The Back Story
12:00 PM Roseanne: This Old House
12:30 PM Roseanne: Deliverance
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Manifold Destiny
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Sex, Lies and Helicopters
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Eight Is Enough
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: The Book of Molly
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: To Have and Withhold
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Gone Cheatin'
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly's Neverending Story
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Last Temptation of Mike
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Support Your Local Samuel
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Check
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Hack to the Future
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Parents
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Dog
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Library
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Garage
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cafe
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Tape
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Nose Job
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stranded
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Alternate Side
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Red Dot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Subway
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fix-Up
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother