TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of September 14 - 20, 2025
Sunday, September 14
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: Dorothy's Prized Pupil
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: Diamond in the Rough
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: A Piece of Cake
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Empty Nests
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Old Friends
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy's New Beau
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Goin' Fishin'
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Dennis' Birthday
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike in the House
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: '57 Chevy Bel Air
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Runs Away
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Meets a Lady
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Gets a Job
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Springtime on a Stick
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Good Time in Central Africa
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Looking' for Japanese Subs
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Darn Priest
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Watch
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Airport
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pick
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
Monday, September 15
6:00 AM Pain Relief with Dr. Ho: Discover the Power of Passive Motion Exercise
6:30 AM H2O X5 - Super Powerful 5-In-1 Multi-Use Steam Cleaner
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's New Life
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober the Executive
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Chef
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Brother-in-Law
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Taking the Fifth
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Operation Friendship
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: No Sweat
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Depressing News
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Nowhere to Run
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Blood Money
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Dead Man's Law
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hill Girl
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Buffalo Man
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Back to Nature
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer Pyle USMC
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who Am I?
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Needs Money
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sigh
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Annoying Kid
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Grandpa Steals
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Somebody Hates Raymond
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Just a Formality
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Disciplinarian
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Doug Out
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Get Away
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Dire Strayts
12:30 AM The King of Queens: I, Candy
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Roamin' Holiday
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sparing Carrie
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
4:00 AM Mom: Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
4:30 AM Mom: Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
5:00 AM Mom: My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
5:30 AM Mom: Quaaludes and Crackerjack
Tuesday, September 16
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Drugstore Job
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Benefactors
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: No Laughing Matter
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Oh, How We Danced
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Bottoms Up
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Jackals
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The First People
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Mr. Sam'l
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Noose for Dobie Price
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lyle's Kid
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Loves Helen
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Physical
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Family Visit
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Romance
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Bloodhound
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sweet Charity
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meeting the Parents
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Plan
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sleepover at Peggy's
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Next
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Shower
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Net Prophets
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Party Favor
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Block Buster
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Frozen Pop
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Fair Game
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
4:00 AM Mom: Cinderella and a Drunk Macgyver
4:30 AM Mom: Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
5:00 AM Mom: Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
5:30 AM Mom: Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
Wednesday, September 17
6:00 AM Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen's Past
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Red/White Blues
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Bless You, Hawkeye
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Blood Brothers
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Hide Cutters
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Zavala
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Uncle Finney
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Slocum
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: O'Quillian
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Uniform
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Fortune
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Meet By-Product
11:40 PM The King of Queens: The Shmenkmans
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Surprise Artie
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Wild Cards
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Big Dougie
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Thursday, September 18
6:00 AM Ellipse Fit by LegXercise-FREE Deluxe Offer for First 300 Callers!
6:30 AM NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Foresight Saga
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Life You Save
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Identity Crisis
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: 9:12 to Dodge
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Abelia
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Railroad
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Miracle Man
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waco
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Soft Touch
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Restaurant Row
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Flower Power
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Whine Country
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Do Rico
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Friday, September 19
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Pain Relief TV
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bazaar
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee, the Swinger
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: That's Show Biz
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: That's Show Biz
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Rumor at the Top
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Lobo
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Johnny Cross
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Money Store
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Twisted Heritage
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Time of the Jackals
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Class Struggle
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike One
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike Too
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike Out
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain't Heavy
Saturday, September 20
6:00 AM Roseanne: I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
6:35 AM Roseanne: Body by Jake
7:10 AM Roseanne: Isn't It Romantic?
7:50 AM Roseanne: Altar Egos
8:25 AM Roseanne: Nine Is Enough
9:00 AM Roseanne: Two for One
9:35 AM Roseanne: Snoop Davey Dave
10:10 AM Roseanne: Girl Talk
10:50 AM Roseanne: Sleeper
11:25 AM Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
12:00 PM Roseanne: Follow the Son
12:30 PM Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Needs a Number
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Has Issues
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Can't Drive
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Choices
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Valentine's Piggyback
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Surprise
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Lasagna
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Goes to Branson
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Can't Lie
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Dress
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Rehearsal
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wedding
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: The Honeymoon Is Over
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pie
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wife
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale