TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 9 - 15, 2021
Sunday, May 9
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Blanche and the Younger Man
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Golden Girls: The Custody Battle
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Golden Girls: The Truth Will Out
10:45 AM to 11:20 AM The Golden Girls: Second Motherhood
11:20 AM to 11:55 AM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
11:55 AM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Blanche's Little Girl
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Two Rode Together
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Foreign Exchange
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: All That Jazz
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: Mary Has a Little Lamb
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Blanche Delivers
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Golden Girls: Even Grandmas Get the Blues
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM Two and a Half Men: People Who Love Peepholes
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Two and a Half Men: Nine Magic Fingers
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Two and a Half Men: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Time Share
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Roseanne: Girl Talk
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Sleeper
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Cowboy Country
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Van People
Monday, May 10
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Emeril's Homemade Pasta Secret!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Inga
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Price
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Return to Honor
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Noose
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Stark
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sam McTavish, M.D.
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Gentry's Law
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Case of the Punch in the Nose
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Newspaper
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Female Problems
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Get Away
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Just Say No
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Sober Wedding
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
Tuesday, May 11
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM PiYo Workout!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Under Eye Bags? SOLUTION!
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
Wednesday, May 12
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. Can air fry AND grill!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Visibly Reduce Crow's Feet, Wrinkles
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Preventative Medicine
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM M*A*S*H: A Night at Rosie's
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Roper
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Noonday Devil
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Witness
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Scavengers
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: McCabe
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Charity
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM The King of Queens: Fair Game
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM The King of Queens: Meet By-Product
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM The King of Queens: The Shmenkmans
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM The King of Queens: Wild Cards
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Big Dougie
2:00 AM to 2:34 AM The King of Queens: Soft Touch
2:34 AM to 3:08 AM The King of Queens: Restaurant Row
3:08 AM to 3:42 AM The Goldbergs: As You Wish
3:42 AM to 4:12 AM The Goldbergs: Happy Mom, Happy Life
4:12 AM to 4:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
4:48 AM to 5:24 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:24 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rock and a Hard Place
Thursday, May 13
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Protect with Blink home security cameras and systems
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM The Key To Healthy Living
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Ain't Love Grand
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Party
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Too Many Cooks
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jenny
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mirage
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin' Men
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's Birth
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Angry Family
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Flower Power
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Whine Country
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Do Rico
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Class Struggle
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike One
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike Too
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: The Lost Boy
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: I Drank the Mold
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: New Adventures
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
Friday, May 14
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Superfood for High Blood Pressure
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Throw away your makeup and discover fountain of youth!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM M*A*S*H
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM M*A*S*H
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Companeros
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tycoon
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jaekel
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Murdoch
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cleavus
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney's Morale
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Roll
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Odd Man Out
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Sculpture
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Goes Downstairs
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jealous Robert
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Twisted Sitters
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Work Related
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Better Camera
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Wedding Presence
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Hi-Def Jam
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Paint Misbehavin'
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Deacon Blues
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Horizontal Hold
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Dance Party USA
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Bill/Murray
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
Saturday, May 15
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Don't Tie Me Down
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM Roseanne: Follow the Son
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM Roseanne: White Men Can't Kiss
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM Roseanne: Thanksgiving 1994
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM Roseanne: Maybe Baby
10:45 AM to 11:20 AM Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
11:20 AM to 11:55 AM Roseanne: Rear Window
11:55 AM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: My Name Is Bev
12:30 PM to 1:05 PM Roseanne: Bed and Bored
1:05 PM to 1:40 PM Roseanne: Sisters
1:40 PM to 2:15 PM Roseanne: Lost Youth
2:15 PM to 2:50 PM Roseanne: Single Married Female
2:50 PM to 3:25 PM Roseanne: Husbands and Wives
3:25 PM to 4:00 PM Roseanne: Happy Trailers
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Roseanne: The Blaming of the Shrew
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Roseanne: The Birds and the Frozen Bees
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Roseanne: Couch Potatoes
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Roseanne: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Thank You for the Intercourse
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Frodo's Headshots
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM Two and a Half Men: What a Lovely Landing Strip
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Two and a Half Men: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Two and a Half Men: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Two and a Half Men: A Possum on Chemo
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Who's Vod Kanockers?
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: A Pot-Smoking Monkey
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Inner Tube
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Package Deal
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Separation Anxiety
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Departure Time
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Think You Can Date
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Who's Not Coming to Dinner
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings