TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 30 - April 5, 2025
Sunday, March 30
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 1
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 2
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Engagement
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Rose the Prude
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Transplant
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Triangle
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: On Golden Girls
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peg o' My Heart Attack
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: The Good Wife
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend With Birdie
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Baby, Please Don't Go
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Baby Bump
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Adoption Option
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Curse of the Bambino
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: I See Love
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Castrating Sheep in Montana
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Damn Stalker
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Young People Have Phlegm Too
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Merely Slept With a Commie
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: It Never Rains in Hooterville
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Smooth as a Ken Doll
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Airport
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pick
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
Monday, March 31
6:00 AM Total Gym 50 Years of Moving You
6:30 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Adam's Ribs
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: A Full Rich Day
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Mad Dogs and Servicemen
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Private Charles Lamb
11:00 AM Bonanza: My Brother's Keeper
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Muley
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mail Drop
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Old Friend
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Favor
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's English Valet
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's First Car
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Manhattan Project
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Single Spaced
12:00 AM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
12:30 AM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Pilot
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Fat City
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
4:00 AM Mom: Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
4:30 AM Mom: Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
5:00 AM Mom: Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
5:30 AM Mom: Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
Tuesday, April 1
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Bombed
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Bulletin Board
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Consultant
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: House Arrest
11:00 AM Bonanza: Five Into the Wind
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Fandango
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Returning
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Lure
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Noose of Gold
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Richie's Song
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Head First
1:00 AM The King of Queens: The Rock
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Educating Doug
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
4:00 AM Mom: Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
4:30 AM Mom: Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
5:00 AM Mom: Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
5:30 AM Mom: Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
Wednesday, April 2
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Aid Station
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Love and Marriage
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Big Mac
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Payday
11:00 AM Bonanza: Saga of Whizzer McGee
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mistaken Identity
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Ladies From St. Louis
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Thursday, April 3
6:00 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: White Gold
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Abyssinia, Henry
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Welcome to Korea
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Welcome to Korea
11:00 AM Bonanza: Thunder Man
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wreckers
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cattle Barons
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Prodigal
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
11:40 PM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Court Date
12:50 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wife
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
Friday, April 4
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Change of Command
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: It Happened One Night
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Late Captain Pierce
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Hey, Doc
11:00 AM Bonanza: Rich Man, Poor Man
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Hat
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Luck Henry
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Major Glory
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys' Therapy
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Parents
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Art House
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Saturday, April 5
6:00 AM Roseanne: Like a Virgin
6:30 AM Roseanne: Like, a New Job
7:00 AM Roseanne: Good-bye Mr. Right
7:30 AM Roseanne: Becky, Beds and Boys
8:00 AM Roseanne: Trick or Treat
8:30 AM Roseanne: PMS, I Love You
9:00 AM Roseanne: Bird Is the Word
9:30 AM Roseanne: Dream Lover
10:00 AM Roseanne: Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
10:30 AM Roseanne: Confessions
11:00 AM Roseanne: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
11:30 AM Roseanne: The Wedding
12:00 PM Roseanne: Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
12:30 PM Roseanne: Home Ec
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's New Boots
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: First Christmas
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: First Valentine's Day
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Feet
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Shaves Her Legs
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Meets a Lady
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Gets a Job
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Can't Drive
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Choices
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat's Secret
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Opposite
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Race
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment