TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of October 26 - November 1, 2025
Sunday, October 26
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Not Another Monday
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: That Old Feeling
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Comedy of Errors
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: All That Jazz
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: Ebb Tide
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Mary Has a Little Lamb
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Great Expectations
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Triple Play
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Clinton Avenue Memoirs
1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
1:30 PM The Golden Girls: An Illegitimate Concern
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
2:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
3:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Called Him Magoo
3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Springtime on a Stick
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Good Time in Central Africa
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hi, Mr. Horned One
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Little Kicks
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Package
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fatigues
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Checks
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Abstinence
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Little Jerry
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Money
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Comeback
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Van Buren Boys
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Susie
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pothole
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
Monday, October 27
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Life With Father
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Alcoholics Unanimous
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: There Is Nothing Like a Nurse
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Adam's Ribs
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: The Foundling
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Blood of Courage
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Schoolmarm
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Trail of Bloodshed
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: To Ride a Yellow Horse
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Romance
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Bloodhound
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Uniform
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Fortune
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin' Debra
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's on TV
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
11:00 PM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
11:30 PM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Pilot
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fat City
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Richie's Song
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The English Patient
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Nap
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Yada Yada
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Millennium
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
Tuesday, October 28
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Trip to Raleigh
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's Main Event
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: A Full Rich Day
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Mad Dogs and Servicemen
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Private Charles Lamb
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Disciple
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Matt Dillon Must Die
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: A Town in Chains
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children's Book
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Head First
12:15 AM The King of Queens: The Rock
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Educating Doug
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Muffin Tops
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Summer of George
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Voice
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Serenity Now
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
Wednesday, October 29
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Group
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Investment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard and Millie
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Bombed
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Bulletin Board
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Consultant
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Thirty a Month and Found
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Wiving
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Men
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fourth Victim
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Tarnished Badge
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Meatballs
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Best Man
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
1:25 AM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Blood
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Junk Mail
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Merv Griffin Show
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Slicer
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
Thursday, October 30
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Cousin
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Suppose Andy Gets Sick
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's New Life
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober the Executive
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Chef
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Brother-in-Law
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: House Arrest
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Aid Station
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Love and Marriage
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: In the Performance of Duty
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Colonel
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Sharecroppers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: TV or Not TV
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Case of the Punch in the Nose
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Court Date
11:40 PM The King of Queens: White Collar
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Betrayal
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apology
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Dealership
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Friday, October 31
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Drugstore Job
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Benefactors
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Big Mac
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Payday
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: White Gold
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Trick or Treatment
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: The Squaw
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hiders
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Larkin
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fires of Ignorance
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Angry Land
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Newspaper
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Ticker Treat
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Art House
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wizard
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Burning
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
Saturday, November 1
6:00 AM Roseanne: BOO!
6:35 AM Roseanne: Trick or Treat
7:10 AM Roseanne: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
7:50 AM Roseanne: Halloween IV
8:25 AM Roseanne: Halloween V
9:00 AM Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
9:35 AM Roseanne: Halloween: The Final Chapter
10:10 AM Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
10:50 AM Roseanne: Let's Call It Quits
11:25 AM Roseanne: Inherit the Wind
12:00 PM Roseanne: Little Sister
12:30 PM Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation
1:00 PM Roseanne: Somebody Stole My Gal
1:30 PM Roseanne: House of Grown-Ups
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
2:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Looking' for Japanese Subs
3:10 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
3:50 PM Two and a Half Men: That Darn Priest
4:25 PM Two and a Half Men: Pilot
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Fat
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Frogger
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Maid
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
1:30 AM Seinfeld: Pilot
2:00 AM To Be Announced
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me