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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 9 - 15, 2021

Sunday, May 9

6:00 AM  to 6:36 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
6:36 AM  to 7:12 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
7:12 AM  to 7:48 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
7:48 AM  to 8:24 AM    The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
8:24 AM  to 9:00 AM    The Golden Girls: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    The Golden Girls: Blanche and the Younger Man
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    The Golden Girls: The Custody Battle
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    The Golden Girls: The Truth Will Out
10:45 AM  to 11:20 AM    The Golden Girls: Second Motherhood
11:20 AM  to 11:55 AM    The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
11:55 AM  to 12:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
12:30 PM  to 1:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Blanche's Little Girl
1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM    The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Two Rode Together
2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Foreign Exchange
3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM    The Golden Girls: All That Jazz
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Mary Has a Little Lamb
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Blanche Delivers
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Golden Girls: Even Grandmas Get the Blues
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Mother Load
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
7:00 PM  to 7:35 PM    Two and a Half Men: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
7:35 PM  to 8:10 PM    Two and a Half Men: People Who Love Peepholes
8:10 PM  to 8:45 PM    Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
8:45 PM  to 9:20 PM    Two and a Half Men: Nine Magic Fingers
9:20 PM  to 9:55 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
9:55 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Rayny Day
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Train Wreck
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Hungry Man
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Time Share
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    Roseanne: Girl Talk
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    Roseanne: Sleeper
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Cowboy Country
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Van People

Monday, May 10

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Emeril's Homemade Pasta Secret!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    M*A*S*H: Inga
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    M*A*S*H: The Price
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: Return to Honor
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Noose
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Stark
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Sam McTavish, M.D.
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Gentry's Law
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Case of the Punch in the Nose
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Newspaper
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Female Problems
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Get Away
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Just Say No
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Sober Wedding
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends

Tuesday, May 11

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Paid Program
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    PiYo Workout!
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Under Eye Bags? SOLUTION!
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    M*A*S*H
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    M*A*S*H
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    M*A*S*H
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine

Wednesday, May 12

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. Can air fry AND grill!
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Visibly Reduce Crow's Feet, Wrinkles
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Paid Program
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    M*A*S*H: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    M*A*S*H: Preventative Medicine
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    M*A*S*H: A Night at Rosie's
10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM    Bonanza: The Roper
11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM    Gunsmoke: Noonday Devil
12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Witness
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: The Scavengers
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: McCabe
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Charity
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
7:00 PM  to 7:35 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
7:35 PM  to 8:10 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
8:10 PM  to 8:45 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
8:45 PM  to 9:20 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
9:20 PM  to 9:55 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
9:55 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
10:30 PM  to 11:05 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
11:05 PM  to 11:56 AM    The King of Queens: Fair Game
11:40 PM  to 12:15 AM    The King of Queens: Meet By-Product
12:15 AM  to 12:50 AM    The King of Queens: The Shmenkmans
12:50 AM  to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Wild Cards
1:25 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Big Dougie
2:00 AM  to 2:34 AM    The King of Queens: Soft Touch
2:34 AM  to 3:08 AM    The King of Queens: Restaurant Row
3:08 AM  to 3:42 AM    The Goldbergs: As You Wish
3:42 AM  to 4:12 AM    The Goldbergs: Happy Mom, Happy Life
4:12 AM  to 4:48 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
4:48 AM  to 5:24 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:24 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rock and a Hard Place

Thursday, May 13

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    5 Makeup Tips 4 You
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Protect with Blink home security cameras and systems
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    The Key To Healthy Living
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Paid Program
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    M*A*S*H: Ain't Love Grand
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: The Party
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    M*A*S*H: Too Many Cooks
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    M*A*S*H
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jenny
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Mirage
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin' Men
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's Birth
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Angry Family
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Flower Power
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Whine Country
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Do Rico
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Class Struggle
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Strike One
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Strike Too
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: The Lost Boy
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: I Drank the Mold
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: New Adventures
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple

Friday, May 14

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM    Paid Program
6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM    Superfood for High Blood Pressure
7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM    Throw away your makeup and discover fountain of youth!
7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM    Paid Program
8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM    Paid Program
8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM    Paid Program
9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM    M*A*S*H
9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM    M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM    M*A*S*H
11:00 AM  to 12:00 PM    Bonanza: The Companeros
12:00 PM  to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Tycoon
1:00 PM  to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jaekel
2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Murdoch
3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Cleavus
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney's Morale
7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM    The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: No Roll
8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Odd Man Out
9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring
9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Sculpture
10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Goes Downstairs
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Jealous Robert
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    The King of Queens: Twisted Sitters
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    The King of Queens: Work Related
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    The King of Queens: Better Camera
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Wedding Presence
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Hi-Def Jam
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Paint Misbehavin'
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Deacon Blues
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Horizontal Hold
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The Goldbergs: Dance Party USA
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The Goldbergs: Bill/Murray
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me

Saturday, May 15

6:00 AM  to 6:36 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
6:36 AM  to 7:12 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You
7:12 AM  to 7:48 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Don't Tie Me Down
7:48 AM  to 8:24 AM    Roseanne: Follow the Son
8:24 AM  to 9:00 AM    Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM    Roseanne: White Men Can't Kiss
9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM    Roseanne: Thanksgiving 1994
10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM    Roseanne: Maybe Baby
10:45 AM  to 11:20 AM    Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
11:20 AM  to 11:55 AM    Roseanne: Rear Window
11:55 AM  to 12:30 PM    Roseanne: My Name Is Bev
12:30 PM  to 1:05 PM    Roseanne: Bed and Bored
1:05 PM  to 1:40 PM    Roseanne: Sisters
1:40 PM  to 2:15 PM    Roseanne: Lost Youth
2:15 PM  to 2:50 PM    Roseanne: Single Married Female
2:50 PM  to 3:25 PM    Roseanne: Husbands and Wives
3:25 PM  to 4:00 PM    Roseanne: Happy Trailers
4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM    Roseanne: The Blaming of the Shrew
4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM    Roseanne: The Birds and the Frozen Bees
5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM    Roseanne: Couch Potatoes
5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM    Roseanne: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Thank You for the Intercourse
6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Frodo's Headshots
7:00 PM  to 7:35 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
7:35 PM  to 8:10 PM    Two and a Half Men: What a Lovely Landing Strip
8:10 PM  to 8:45 PM    Two and a Half Men: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
8:45 PM  to 9:20 PM    Two and a Half Men: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
9:20 PM  to 9:55 PM    Two and a Half Men: A Possum on Chemo
9:55 PM  to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM    Two and a Half Men: Who's Vod Kanockers?
11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM    Two and a Half Men: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: A Pot-Smoking Monkey
12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM    Two and a Half Men: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM    The King of Queens: Inner Tube
1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM    The King of Queens: Package Deal
2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM    The King of Queens: Separation Anxiety
2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM    The King of Queens: Departure Time
3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Think You Can Date
3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Who's Not Coming to Dinner
5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM    The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings