TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 11 - 17, 2025
Sunday, May 11
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain't Heavy
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Letter to Gorbachev
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Second Motherhood
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Foreign Exchange
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Mary Has a Little Lamb
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Blanche Delivers
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Blanche's Little Girl
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Pilot
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: First Date
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: First Kiss
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Not Ready
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Is Jealous
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Apartment
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: After the Lovin'
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Snores
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Give Me Your Thumb
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Untainted by Filth
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It's Dirty
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Crude and Uncalled For
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Aye, Aye, Captain
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pothole
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The English Patient
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Nap
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Yada Yada
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Millennium
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Muffin Tops
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Summer of George
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Butter Shave
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Voice
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Serenity Now
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Blood
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Junk Mail
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
Monday, May 12
6:00 AM Operation Smile
6:30 AM Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Cousin
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Suppose Andy Gets Sick
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's New Life
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober the Executive
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Inga
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Price
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Young and the Restless
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Hot Lips Is Back in Town
11:00 AM Bonanza: No Less a Man
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lynott
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lijah
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Trafton
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Drago
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pilot
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Wish I Were Gus
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Look Don't Touch
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank the Writer
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Your Place or Mine?
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Hi, School
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Black List
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Merv Griffin Show
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Slicer
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Betrayal
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apology
4:00 AM Mom: Good Karma and the Big Weird
4:30 AM Mom: Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
5:00 AM Mom: A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
5:30 AM Mom: Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
Tuesday, May 13
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Chef
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Brother-in-Law
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Drugstore Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Benefactors
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: C*A*V*E
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Preventative Medicine
10:45 AM Bonanza: Return to Honor
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: P.S.: Murry Christmas
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: In-Laws
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Win, Lose or Draw
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Turkey or Fish
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Captain Nemo
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Sick
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Handsome?
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strike
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dealership
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
4:00 AM Mom: Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
4:30 AM Mom: Martinis and a Sponge Bath
5:00 AM Mom: Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
5:30 AM Mom: Tush Push and Some Radishes
Wednesday, May 14
6:00 AM Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen's Past
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: A Night at Rosie's
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Ain't Love Grand
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Party
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Saga of Muley Jones
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: No Tomorrow
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Hidalgo
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tara
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: One for the Road
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Car
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin' Debra
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Like Hell
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Inn Escapable
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wizard
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Burning
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
Thursday, May 15
6:00 AM How to Fight Fatigue & Brain Fog
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Too Many Cooks
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Are You Now, Margaret?
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Guerrilla My Dreams
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Roper
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Predators
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Yankton
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Blindman's Bluff
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Alias Festus Haggin
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Vacation
5:45 PM To Be Announced
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
6:25 PM To Be Announced
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
7:00 PM To Be Announced
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's on TV
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Move Doubt
11:40 PM The King of Queens: G'Night, Stalker
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Raygin' Bulls
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Baker's Doesn't
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Fresh Brood
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Frogger
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maid
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Friday, May 16
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Period of Adjustment
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Nurse Doctor
11:00 AM Bonanza: A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wedding
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Bohannan
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children's Book
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Meatballs
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Gambling N'Diction
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Buggie Nights
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Present Tense
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
3:00 AM Seinfeld: Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
Saturday, May 17
6:00 AM Roseanne: Two Down, One to Go
6:35 AM Roseanne: The Mommy's Curse
7:10 AM Roseanne: Party Politics
7:50 AM Roseanne: A Stash From the Past
8:25 AM Roseanne: Be My Baby
9:00 AM Roseanne: Halloween V
9:35 AM Roseanne: Homeward Bound
10:10 AM Roseanne: Guilt by Imagination
10:50 AM Roseanne: Homecoming
11:25 AM Roseanne: Thanksgiving '93
12:00 PM Roseanne: The Driver's Seat
12:30 PM Roseanne: White Trash Christmas
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's New Boots
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: First Christmas
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Makes Soup
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Jim Won't Eat
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: First Valentine's Day
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Feet
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Shaves Her Legs
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Choices
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Robbery
11:30 PM Seinfeld: Male Unbonding
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stock Tip
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Ex-Girlfriend
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pony Remark
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jacket
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Phone Message
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apartment
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Statue
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Revenge
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Heart Attack
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Deal
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Family Unfair