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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of August 1 - 7, 2021

Sunday, August 1

6:00 AM to 6:36 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Only Spanx Deep
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM     The Golden Girls: The Truth Will Out
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM     The Golden Girls: Before and After
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     The Golden Girls: A Little Romance
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    The Golden Girls: In a Bed of Rose’s
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   The Golden Girls: It’s a Miserable Life
10:45 AM to 11:20 AM   The Golden Girls: Love, Rose?
11:20 AM to 11:55 AM   The Golden Girls: Old Friends
11:55 AM to 12:30 PM   The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM    The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM     The Golden Girls: Yokel Hero
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM     The Golden Girls: Impotence of Being Ernest
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM     The Golden Girls: You Gotta Have Hope
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM     The Golden Girls: Dancing in the Dark
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM     The Golden Girls: The Bloom Is Off the Rose
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM     The Golden Girls: Hey, Look Me Over
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Golden Girls: Where’s Charlie?
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Golden Girls: Rose: Portrait of a Woman
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     Two and a Half Men: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     Two and a Half Men: On Vodka, on Blender, on Mixer!
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM     Two and a Half Men: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM     Two and a Half Men: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM     Two and a Half Men: Bite Me, Supreme Court
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM     Two and a Half Men: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM     Two and a Half Men: Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: My Tongue Is Meat
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Ergo, the Booty Call
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   Two and a Half Men: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   Two and a Half Men: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   Two and a Half Men: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     Roseanne: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     Roseanne: Darlene Fades to Black
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Roseanne: Tolerate Thy Neighbor
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Roseanne: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     Roseanne: Vegas
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     Roseanne: Vegas, Vegas
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     Roseanne: Stressed to Kill
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     Roseanne: Thanksgiving 1991
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The Goldbergs: The Lost Boy
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The Goldbergs: The Adam Bomb

Monday, August 2

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     The Truth about Chronic Inflammation
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Experience Hollywood’s Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks!
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: Major Topper
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: Commander Pierce
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: Peace on Us
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Lil
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: Sense of Duty
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Mirage
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Tycoon
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Jaekel
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Murdoch
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Bloodhound
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Uniform
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Fortune
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray’s on TV
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: Loaner Car
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Prints Charming
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     The King of Queens: Animal Attraction
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     The King of Queens: Golden Moldy
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: I Drank the Mold
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: La Biblioteca Es Libros
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: New Adventures of Old Christine
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: House

Tuesday, August 3

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     Hip & Shoulders? Try this Cooling and Soothing Sleep
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     PiYo Workout!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Parkinson’s Disease Risk
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     M*A*S*H: Our Finest Hour
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    M*A*S*H: Our Finest Hour
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   M*A*S*H: The Billfold Syndrome
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: The Conquistadores
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: Cleavus
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Lavery
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Pike
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Pike
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children’s Book
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: S’poor House
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin’
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Driving Reign
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM     The King of Queens: Queens’bro Bridge
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM     The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
3:10 AM to 3:44 AM     The Goldbergs: Just Say No
3:44 AM to 4:14 AM     The Goldbergs: As You Wish
4:14 AM to 4:49 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
4:49 AM to 5:24 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
5:24 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men

Wednesday, August 4

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Experience Hollywood’s Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Parkinson’s Disease Risk
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Arthritis & Neck Pain
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     M*A*S*H: None Like It Hot
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    M*A*S*H: They Call the Wind Korea
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   M*A*S*H: Major Ego
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: Judgment at Olympus
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: The Lost
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Phoenix
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Waste
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Waste
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: TV or Not TV
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Case of the Punch in the Nose
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Newspaper
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Invisible Beau
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Meatballs
10:00 PM to 10:41 PM   Younger: The F Word
10:41 PM to 11:08 PM   The King of Queens: Taste Buds
11:08 PM to 11:52 AM   The King of Queens: Bed Spread
11:36 PM to 12:04 AM   The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:04 AM to 12:32 AM   The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:32 AM to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: King Pong
1:00 AM to 1:41 AM     Younger: The F Word
1:41 AM to 2:03 AM     The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
2:03 AM to 2:36 AM     The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
2:36 AM to 3:10 AM     The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
3:10 AM to 3:44 AM     The Goldbergs: Dance Party USA
3:44 AM to 4:14 AM     The Goldbergs: Bill/Murray
4:14 AM to 4:49 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
4:49 AM to 5:24 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
5:24 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me

Thursday, August 5

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     PiYo Workout!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Parkinson’s Disease Risk
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best!
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: Point of View
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: Dear Comrade
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Out of Gas
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: Night of Reckoning
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Legend
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: My Brother’s Keeper
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Lynott
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: New Housekeeper
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: Secret Garden
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: American Idle
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: Goldbergs Feel Hard
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don’t Tie Me Down
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date

Friday, August 6

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: An Eye for a Tooth
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Inga
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: False Witness
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Lijah
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Bullet
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Bullet
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Bullet
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Charity
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Trash Talker
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: A Chorus Lie
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 Is Alive
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk

Saturday, August 7

6:00 AM to 6:36 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Disgusting in Vegas
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM     Roseanne: Kansas City, Here We Come
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM     Roseanne: Bingo
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     Roseanne: The Bowling Show
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    Roseanne: The Back Story
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   Roseanne: Less Is More
10:45 AM to 11:20 AM   Roseanne: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
11:20 AM to 11:55 AM   Roseanne: This Old House
11:55 AM to 12:30 PM   Roseanne: The Commercial Show
12:30 PM to 1:05 PM    Roseanne: Therapy
1:05 PM to 1:40 PM     Roseanne: Lies
1:40 PM to 2:15 PM     Roseanne: Deliverance
2:15 PM to 2:50 PM     Roseanne: Secrets
2:50 PM to 3:25 PM     Roseanne: Don’t Make Me Over
3:25 PM to 4:00 PM     Roseanne: Aliens
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     Roseanne: The Dark Ages
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     Roseanne: Mommy Nearest
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     Two and a Half Men: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     Two and a Half Men: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM     Two and a Half Men: Welcome Home, Jake
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM     Two and a Half Men: West Side Story
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM     Two and a Half Men: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM     Two and a Half Men: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM     Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   Two and a Half Men: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   Two and a Half Men: A Pot-Smoking Monkey
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Altar Ego
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain’t Heavy